I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Take Your Daughter To Work Day
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Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that the person took their DEAD daughter to "Take Your Daughter To Work Day" and got in trouble. You know, because it's not normal to bring a dead person to work. I guess that makes you a necrophiliac then.