Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Emo

Why'd the emo have no friends?

"Because they like to hang by themself."

Princess

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Therapy

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

School

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.

Hairline

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Sidewalk

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Player

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

Emo

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

Blonde

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

Giraffe

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!