Short jokes
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.