Short jokes
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
kapteyn = captain
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Your life, that's all.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.