Short jokes
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.