Short jokes
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!