Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Short Jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
