Cookie Confession

"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! The joke is that the dude made his nephew do a bunch of push-ups to tire him out, thinking he'd be more likely to tell the truth about stealing the cookies. It's funny because it's a silly way to try and get someone to confess. Some people think that when you're tired, you're too dumb to lie. Kinda like you right now!

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