Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
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Listen here, you dum-dum. You probably think Five Guys is just a burger joint, right? Well, Jeffrey Dahmer was a real-life monster, a cannibal. The joke implies he "tried" (ate) five guys, get it? You're so slow it takes you an hour to cook minute rice!