Driver Concerns

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. This "joke" is a rhetorical question, which means it's not actually asking for an answer. You, as a person who needs things explained, probably just tried to answer it, didn't you? It's supposed to make you think about a perceived inconsistency. The underlying premise, which you might not have grasped, is that both drunk drivers and some elderly drivers can be a hazard on the road, but law enforcement focuses heavily on one more than the other. The humor, if you can call it that, comes from pointing out this observational fact about society that isn't always logically consistent. You're probably scratching your head right now, aren't you? That's okay, Explains Bear is here for you.