Atmosphere jokes
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Look at this atmos
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
I air.