Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Atmosphere Jokes
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Uranus is a gassy planet.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
I air.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
