Short jokes
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.