Short jokes

Short jokes

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Cheese

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Parent

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

Body

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

PTSD

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Fat

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Tower

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Smurf

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

Dementia

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Ugliness

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Orphan

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Exorcism

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...