Short jokes
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What do you call a PEIS?
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.