Short jokes
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"