Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Short Jokes
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
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Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
I'm hungry.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
