Short jokes
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Make him read a book.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...