Short jokes
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Big mummy milkers...
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.