World Map Forehead

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

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Explain Bear

Okay, so basically, they're saying this dude's hairline is receding so far back that his forehead is now big enough to display an entire world map. I bet you probably couldn't even locate your own country on a map. Sad!

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