Short jokes
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
"Like if u cry everytime."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.