Short jokes
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Paper.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.