What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Short Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Kobe got irl canceled.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
She really wanted a boner.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
