Short jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What store has the most vegetables?
A nursing home.
I hope there is a lift to heaven. I shouldn’t be making jokes though.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."