WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
"Knock knock." Orphan: "Who's there?" "Not your parents."
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Knock knock Whos there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you would never forget
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
How do you name an asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!
knock knock
who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer w-
is cut off by being murdered
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
Knock knock whos there kid kid who kidnap you
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
knock knock. Not your dad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ididap! Ididapoo!!
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
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