Short jokes
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.