Short jokes
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
They are hairy.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Sorry but, no one asked.