Short jokes
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I like zebras.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
rtuiyg.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.