Market jokes

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

How do cows get their milk? The moo market.

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.

Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.

One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.

One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

What store has the most vegetables?

A nursing home.

Where do sheep go to shop?

Woolmart.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?

"Hello, ladies!"