Short jokes
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.