Roses are red, violets are blue.
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Short Jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
