Short jokes
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Erectile dysfunction.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
"Like if u cry everytime."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.