Short jokes
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.