What are intelligent people in the US called??
"Tourist".
A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
what is the difference between a cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist? One lapses into french, the other frenchs into laps.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom. One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says"You ok down there?" The other tourist says"Can't i just rest in peace?!"
