Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that this person is so sad they want a train to hit them. Trains are big and ouchie, and usually people don't want to get hit by them unless they are big dumbos who don't understand how things work. The author is trying to be funny about being a sad sack. Now go back to eating your crayons.