Short jokes
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
The world is a freaking rape joke.