What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Short Jokes
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they donβt have rights.
Midget
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator π
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein FΓΌhrer ist steckenbleiben in meinen ZΓ€hnen."
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Teachers: Whenever thereβs a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no oneβs in here!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
