Intelligent People in the US

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies that there aren't any smart people in the US. So if you see someone who looks like they have half a brain in the US, they must be a tourist, duh! You are probably a tourist too.

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