Plane Crash jokes

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?

A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

doctor: you need to eat healthy.

me: no.

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after I suggested it died.

me: oh my goodness.

doctor: in a plane crash.

me: that sounds unrelated.

doctor: I'm the one that crashed it. Do not disobey me!

There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice