Sex life jokes
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 馃ぃ
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
My sex life.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Dean's sex life.
My sexlife xddddddddd
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
I just had sex.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer鈥檚 love life story.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Why can鈥檛 an emo have sex?
They can鈥檛 make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why don鈥檛 old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?