Sex life jokes

My sex life.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.

The best part? She don't talk back.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Dean's sex life.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.