If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Alien Vs. Predator Sex Life
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dummy. The joke here is that the person's sex life is so bad, it's like a fight between two ugly monsters. Get it? You probably don't, considering you still think pineapple belongs on pizza. News flash: it doesn't, and you need better taste in everything.
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