I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................
