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The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
what does a apple have in common with an emo kid
Answer: They both hang
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
I got suspended at school today, I lit a kids wheelchair on fire and called him hot wheels
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
How do you leave an idiot in suspense - ill tell you tomorrow
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................
How do you keep am Idiot I'm suspense?
Answer; I'll tell you tomorrow!
