Short jokes
Stop copying each other, fucking losers!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
I like zebras.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.