Short jokes
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈