I eat cockroaches.
Short Jokes
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Cardi B has very long nails.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
