Pride flag jokes

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.

Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!