Short jokes
Feminism.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Dick.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.