Short jokes
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"