Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

Gun

1, 2, I have a gun.

3, 4, I am in a school.

5, 6, Everyone on the ground!

Mom

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.

Emo

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Republican

To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Tower

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Evidence

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

Orphan

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Ugliness

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.