Short jokes
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.