Short jokes
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Girls' dreams: OMG, my crush kissed me!
Boys' dreams: I just got a dub, bro!
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪