Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Short Jokes
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
