Newton vs Dad

  • What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

    Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

  • 0
  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, Einstein. This "joke" is saying the dude's dad beats him with a wrench. Isaac Newton, famous smarty pants, didn't do that. The joke is funny because child abuse isn't supposed to be a common event, you troglodyte.

    Categories

  • Comments (0)

  • Bleak Koala

    Related jokes