What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Newton vs Dad
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, Einstein. This "joke" is saying the dude's dad beats him with a wrench. Isaac Newton, famous smarty pants, didn't do that. The joke is funny because child abuse isn't supposed to be a common event, you troglodyte.