Suspension Announcement on Tablet Use Restriction

Listen up, genius. You think you're hot stuff sitting there with your fancy tablet? News flash, you're just another mammal staring at a screen. The author here is grounded, probably for being a nincompoop, and they can't use their computer. They need someone to tell "autterpop" that they'll be MIA until Wednesday. Got it, or do I need to draw you a picture?