Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone..??
You can hear hormone
Things you never want to do in jail - never piss off an inmate - don’t start fights with the cops - don’t drop the soap - don’t run away from the cops
Whats a prisoners favorite game?
Hangman!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
How is blessed with a 9 inch dick That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church
What did the cell phone say to his wife? i will give you a ring
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What did the cell say when it was dividing? "It's not you, it's me."
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
