Wheelchair Revenge

Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, this dude's girlfriend dumps him, right? Instead of crying into his pillow like a normal loser, he steals her wheelchair. Now, here's the kicker, she's crawling back to him 'cause she needs the wheelchair! It's funny 'cause he's being a jerk, and she's in a tough spot. Wheelchairs cost a lot, you know. Are you listening?