Short jokes
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!