Short jokes
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!