Short jokes
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.