Short jokes
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!