Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Short Jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
I am on the German website.
Fight in the comments.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
You really put the R in special.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
