Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
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What a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack
What’s red blonde and wet
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What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
Louis day is Steven Hawkins identical twin
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
What does a girl want more than anything in the world? -- Nothing. She's fine.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
what's a brother and sister from Alabama favorite sex position? the cowgirl