Shoes jokes
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
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ryan whats ur shoe size , dont question me just tell me faggy
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