Shoes jokes

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?

Ad-lib-idas.

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.

How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?

A blender.

How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

"SUP, BRITCHES!"

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.

What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?

A Christian.

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.

Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.

Bully: u_u ......

Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?

Fuller House😂