Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
What so you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
what’s an orphans least favorite shoe ?
fuller house😂
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
