Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe, till there all black and blue!
(Classic)
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!
What do you call super expensive shoes? Cashews.
I need to get new shoes one of these isn’t right
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap
What so you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe
12 look at your shoes 34 they look better than yours 56 you have no friends 78 you look like a ape 9 10 dont you like men 11 12 hell naw i like females
