Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
What's a kidnapper's favourite shoe? White vans
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers
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What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian
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Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers
Y’all can actually see them at all my toe
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
what’s an orphans least favorite shoe ?
fuller house😂
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
