Shoe Box Solution

Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is dark, like your future if you keep asking dumb questions. You take babies, right? And you blend them into a smoothie. Then, bam, they fit in a shoebox. Getting them out? Easy, you slurp 'em up with a straw. I know this is probably the only way your brain will understand since it probably has the same functionality as a blender, now shoo.