Michael Jordan jokes

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣

What did the parent say to M.J.?

"Get off my kid!"

He he, that's MJ's pronouns.

23 is Michael Jordan's.

Fake news is Trump's.

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys' pants were half off!

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.