Michael Jordan jokes
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
I should test my eyes
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
