Michael Jordan jokes
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
I should test my eyes
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
