Shoes Jokes

your so dumb that Everytime you use the bathroom you use your shoe to wipe your ass

What do u call a person with hole in there shoe a. Christian

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers

Women are like dogs... "Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?" "Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?" "I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."

SHOES

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight. The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end. In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

what’s an orphans least favorite shoe ?

fuller house😂

A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!

You look at it you tug on it like a shoe string play with it like elastic bubble plastic but it still never grows

“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-

yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti

What are a orphans favorite shoes?

White vans

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

@DreamBlue