Shoes jokes
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.