Ruinous Shoe

Alright listen up, smoothskin. This here photo looks like a real doozy, right? But hold your horses, genius. Take a gander at the dude's you-know-what. Now squint a bit. See that? It's just a dang shoe! I know, I know, you thought you were looking at something else, huh? But turns out, your brain played a little trick on ya. Next time, try looking at the picture, instead of your own navel.