What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
bro i gave a suicdal kid nikes...he just did it lol
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
Does your shoe have a hole in it
No
Then how did you put your foot in it
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers *dab*
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
@DreamBlue
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
POV: The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school
:me😐