Shoes jokes
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.