Shoes Jokes

Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.

1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.

What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen

My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?

With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany

What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!

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When you having a normal day at school but then

*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!

roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet

I need to get new shoes one of these isn’t right

Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!

My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”