Liberal jokes
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
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1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more
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terrorism is WRONG. Terrorism, as best defined, has four general characteristics of wrongdoing. Uses or threatens violence. It usually provokes fear. It uses people as instruments without respecting them as autonomous moral agents. try to force. These make terrorism morally wrong because it involves inflicting serious harm and violating human rights. Political terrorism is also wrong because it undermines trust, prov… Read more