Stuffed animal jokes
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
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cosmo stinky
The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸


