Stuffed animal jokes
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
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Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
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cosmo stinky
The sub told my friends to stop throwing the shoe 👟….. it was a dog stuffed animal 🧸
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