Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
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What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
What's a paedophiles favourite footwear?
White Vans
what are kidnappers favorite shoes...white vans
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper where
White vans
What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?
White Vans
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!
so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don't know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.
What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe brand? White vans
I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day
My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen