Shoe Store jokes

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.