Shoe Store jokes
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
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What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
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Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.