Shoe Store jokes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks!

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 buckle some more.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

1, 2 buckle my shoe.

3, 4 open the door.

5, 6 Nike kicks.

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.