Shoe Store jokes

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?

I have to Pikashoe.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.