What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe
White Vans
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers
How does hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?
White vans
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
whats a kiddnappers favourite shoes? white vans
i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
