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Fire

Sneakyjew

There are some sounds that everyone loves…

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of fire
  • The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

Drug

Anonmouse

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Puns

Anonymous

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

White

Anonymous

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

Clown

Sprinkles

I’m starting a clown shoe store. It’s no small feat :oD

Girl

Whoozy Guy87

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl’s house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

Puns

Anonymous

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

Man

Kenny

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

Cinderella

jeff

if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off

Puns

NUBTRUB

Does your shoe have a hole in it

No

Then how did you put your foot in it

White

Anonymous

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

Banana

Anonymous

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers

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Orphan

J0K35

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Bad

Gwen

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

White

Anonymous

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

White

Anonymous

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

Woman

DarkHumor101

Women are like dogs… “Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?” “Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?” “I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here…”

SHOES

Drug

DIC PUNCHER

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

Drug

Big Boss Tom

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

Man

Tara

There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

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