Shoes jokes
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
These memes got me re-thinking life
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.