There are some sounds that everyone loves…

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of fire
  • The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

Does your shoe have a hole in it


Then how did you put your foot in it

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl’s house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

I’m starting a clown shoe store. It’s no small feat :oD

if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off

Women are like dogs… “Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?” “Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?” “I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here…”


I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

what did the shoe say to the other shoe?

nothing it was tied up in a other conversation

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?

They took a class trip.