The 100+ Best Shoes Jokes

What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe

White Vans

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers

How does hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.

Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

What is the pedofiles favorite shoe?

White vans

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans

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What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)