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There are some sounds that everyone loves…

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of fire
  • The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

What’s a peedophile’s favioute shoes? White vans

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl’s house. When he got there, he said to her father “thank you for this moment, have a great night”. At the dance, the girl asks the boy, “can I have some food?” He gladly replies “yes” and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, “thank you so much, I really needed something to eat”. Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, “thank you SOOOO much” Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, “what is it?” She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship… targeted companies include:

Kleenex Depenz Bicycle Helmet manufacturers Velcro Shoe manufacturers Steven Hawkings Publishers

I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day

Women are like dogs… “Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?” “Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?” “I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here… I’ll wait right here…”

SHOES

Does your shoe have a hole in it

No

Then how did you put your foot in it

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!

How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender

How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw

What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?

They took a class trip.

I need to get new shoes one of these isn’t right

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers dab

What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!