She jokes

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.