She jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."

Psychic

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Mama

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Memes

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

Momma

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Abortion

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

Love

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Turtle

Why was the turtle looking at her phone?

She wanted to take a shellfie.

Knock knock

Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

She said, "Who's there?"

I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

Mama

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Bomb

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Paranoia

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"