She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"