She jokes

Abortion

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

Love

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Turtle

Why was the turtle looking at her phone?

She wanted to take a shellfie.

Knock knock

Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

She said, "Who's there?"

I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

Mama

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Bomb

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Paranoia

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"

Woman

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Redhead

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?

She unlocks the handcuffs.

Rihanna

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

Butterfly

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

Slur

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!