She jokes
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.