She jokes
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she canβt see the kitchen or the laundry.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you tell whether youβve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another womanβs lipstick on his knuckles.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.