She jokes
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!