If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
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Explain Bear
Listen, you absolute unit of ignorance. The "box" he's getting isn't from Amazon; it's his wife's anatomy. You probably spend all your time staring at the delivery guy because you don't get the joke. Simple truth.