She jokes

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Do you know who Helen Keller is?

Neither did she.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Mountain Dew was a real mountain.

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.