She jokes

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."