Slur

Slur Jokes

Charity

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

Kid

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Midget

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

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  • Kit Kat

    ⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

    What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

    A Kit Kat

    Jap

    What did the little boy say to the fat man?

    How many Japs did you get?

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  • Tequila

    A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

    The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

    The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”

    The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

    The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

    The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!

    The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”

    Night

    I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

    Fruit

    How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

    It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

    School

    Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

    Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

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  • Sausage

    What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

    cocks of African-American men

    Kid

    What do you say to a depressed special kid?

    “Why so down?”