Slur jokes
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
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On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
Fucking Fruit!
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
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What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.
The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!
The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Ha, gay!
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men