What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
Jokes
I want to a girl and I said
DEEZ NUTS
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head I'm talking bout real real big set a plate on yo head charg a 0hone on yo head build a home on yo head studio wide write a song on yo head
Why is the letter "B" very cool? Because its sitting in the AC.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!