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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, “Mom why is my name Rose?”

The mom responded, “Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head.”

The second one asks her, “Then why is my name Daisy?”

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, “When you were born, Daisy petals on your head.”

The last one said, “DUH DUR SURH!”

The mom said, “SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!”

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!