She jokes
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.