She jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Before Queen Elizabeth was dead she was cracked at fortnite !!!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.