She jokes
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.