She jokes

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick. She said, "Shut the fuck up and keep digging!"

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."